everything i do is questionable

Kristen. One day, I want to kiss Misha Collins right on the forehead and then maybe high-five. And become an internet sensation. But mostly the former.
~ note that if you would like my recovery blog, please message me off of anon and I will give you the URL and the password ~

thivus:

tumblr is the only place on the internet where you’ll get people with such ridiculously twisted morals that they’ll tell someone they hate to kill themselves, but they’ll add a trigger warning to it so that it doesn’t upset their followers

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22 07/14

vapor-man:

foxfamilyfeatures:

cowbop beboy 

image

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22 07/14

bonaventure-:

what if in full metal alchemist instead of putting the little brother in a robot they put him into a plate of noodles and they called him alfredo just to be a dick and everynight he cried into his fettucine whispering “my name is alphonse” 

(via pikapoos)

22 07/14

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via 221cbakerstreet)

22 07/14

fuck-bucky:

Oh TECH supportI thought you said TREK support.

*sadly zips jacket up over starfleet uniform*

(via secretlymartinfreeman)

22 07/14
punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via runningtobefree)

22 07/14
mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via fem-dean-is-a-ravenclaw)

22 07/14
herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

(Source: treerings-sing, via butt-leeks)

22 07/14

so I finished AC brotherhood this morning
the ending made me so mad
aND AGAIN WITH THE NO CLOSURE THING
STOP THAT
WHAT HAPPENS TO MY BBY ASSASSINS
WHAT HAPPENS TO LEO/MY BOYFRIEND
HOW HAS SHAUN NOT PUNCHED ME IN THW FACE YET???
WHY

22 07/14